Guest Stars William Bryant as Director Buddy Hackett as Ozzie Alejandro Rey as Pepe Garcia Joyce Jameson as Lucille Beverly Sanders as Lady in Taxi William Bassett as Clark Joe LaDue as First Policeman Bob Minor as Fake Cop Fred Lerner as Fake Cop Co Starring Dick Durock as Orderly Sam Bill Wiley as Man Wil Albert as Wilbur Frank Arno as Orderly #1 Terry Burns as Orderly Greg Robert Balderson as Detective Clint Young as Guard Debbie Zipp as Patient Gloria Hayes as Maria Marvin Katzoff as Orville Ray Gideon as Marvin