Special Guest Stars Brandon Routh as Theo Guest Stars Michael Adamthwaite as Bartholomew Fiona Vroom as Hannah Forrest Rozitis as Adam Cardi Wong as Hideo Co Starring Iris Truong as Josie Robert Mann as Ticketing Clown Nadia Vanessa Rose as Adam's Mother Stephanie Van Dyck as Contortionist Clown Jeff Gulka as Scary Clown #1 C. Ernst Harth as Scary Clown #2 Malaika Jackson as Happy Wife Eddie Flake as Happy Husband Taz Vanrassel as Creepy Tunnel of Love Operator