Guest Stars Miranda Richardson as DHSS Blonde Paul McCartney as Banquet Guest Rupert Vansittart as Rupert Jools Holland as Sun Reporter Sue Lloyd as Val Shane MacGowan as Terrorist Lemmy as Spider Peter Richens as Cafe owner Christopher Malcolm as Steinbeck Ronald Allen as Commander Fortune Fiona Richmond as Fiona Sandie Shaw as Edgeley's Girlfriend Bill Wyman as Toilet Victim Rowland Rivron as Star Reporter Derren Nesbitt as Manager Katrin Cartlidge as Katrin Kathy Burke as Kathy Koo Stark as Hazel