Special Guest Stars Anthony Michael Hall as Joe Perott Guest Stars Noah Munck as 'Naked' Rob Smith Matt Bush as Andy Cogan Tim Meadows as John Glascott Rob Huebel as John Calabasas Kelli Berglund as Ren Arden Myrin as Donatella Mortigoflio Michael Hitchcock as Lon MacDowell Co Starring Willie McMiller as Club DJ Kurt Doss as Drunk Dude Anna Garcia as Honeymoon Wife Eddie Aguirre as Mr. Ferguson Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg