Guest Stars Donna Preston as Fat Pat Dystin Johnson as Vicki Cheryl Fergison as Herself Melissa James as Cathy with the Hat Lorna Brown as Cal Jola Olajide as Charlee Marina Hayter as Gormless Madge Rae Cooksey as White Pat Edie Newman as Blind Sally Irene Alano-Rhodes as Suds Catherine Morris as Sian Stacey Guthrie as Thick as Shit Jean Suzie Chard as No Hat Cathy Lisa Davina Phillip as Pat Pat Peter Singh as Gary Christian Brassington as Dean Niky Wardley as Anastasia Caroline Harding as Sal Bruce Alexander as Doug Jane Mosse as Pretend Parker Bowles