Guest Stars Curtis Armstrong voices Schmuley "Snot" Lonstein Eddie Kaye Thomas voices Barry Robinson Kevin Michael Richardson voices Principal Brian Lewis Daisuke Suzuki voices Toshi Yoshida David Herman voices Officer Blatt John Cho voices Vince Chung Bashir Salahuddin voices Officer Caruso Alan Tudyk voices Bouncer David Herman voices Diabetic Guy Taylor Tomlinson voices Bartender Natalie Palamides voices Bride Michael Urie voices Student David Hoffman voices Teacher Josh Robert Thompson voices Man at Bar Tommy Blacha voices Groom Yoshi Ando voices Mr. Makahama