Guest Stars JP Karliak voices Convenient News Reporter Lauren Ash voices Sandpaper Kimberly Brooks voices The President of the U.S. Carlos Alazraqui voices Smitty Ron Funches voices The Wind Lauren Ash voices Passerby Kimberly Brooks voices Friendly Shopkeeper Kimberly Brooks voices Orange Candy Wrapper JP Karliak voices Soldier JP Karliak voices Fireman JP Karliak voices Guy in the Back Keston John voices Commander Keston John voices Narrator Keston John voices Blue Candy Wrapper