Special Guest Stars Michael Ironside as Colonel Archwood Guest Stars Richard Erdman as Leonard Charley Koontz as Fat Neil David Neher as Todd Michael K. Williams as Professor Kane Jerry Minor as Jerry Eddie Pepitone as Crazy Schmidt Leslie Hendrix as Botanist Co Starring Erik Charles Nielsen as Garrett Lambert Dino Stamatopoulos as Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne Danielle Kaplowitz as Vicki Luke Youngblood as Magnitude Marcy McCusker as Quendra Omar Leyva as Janitor Wil Garret as Harry John Platt as Random