Guest Stars Hank Simms voices Announcer Jack Valenti as Himself Meryl Streep as Herself Steven Spielberg as Himself Jack Lemmon as Himself Jane Fonda as Herself Dustin Hoffman as Himself Walter Matthau as Himself Goldie Hawn as Herself Liza Minnelli as Herself Charlton Heston as Himself Kirk Douglas as Himself Gene Kelly as Himself Sally Field as Herself Candice Bergen as Herself Richard Dreyfuss as Himself Ann-Margret as Herself Walter Mirisch as Himself Bette Midler as Herself Telly Savalas as Himself Jamie Lee Curtis as Herself Richard Gere as Himself Dudley Moore as Himself Marsha Mason as Herself Olivia Newton-John as Herself Dolly Parton as Herself Christopher Reeve as Himself Henry Mancini as Himself Dionne Warwick as Herself William Shatner as Himself George Hamilton as Himself Farrah Fawcett as Herself Kristy McNichol as Herself Cloris Leachman as Herself Mickey Rooney as Himself Sally Kellerman as Herself Rod Steiger as Himself Fay Kanin as Herself Melissa Manchester as Herself Bo Derek as Herself Ben Vereen as Himself Robert Hays as Himself Ann Miller as Herself Jill Clayburgh as Herself Donald O'Connor as Himself Neil Simon as Himself Melvyn Douglas as Himself Lauren Hutton as Herself Patrick Wayne as Himself Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Himself Mariel Hemingway as Herself Barbara Barrie as Herself Helen Reddy as Herself Persis Khambatta as Herself Harold Russell as Himself