Guest Stars Kathy Griffin as Betty Templeton / Lulu Pfeiffer Jack McGee as Bob Damphouse Randall "Tex" Cobb as Burt Zupanic Rob Van Dam as Burt's Opponent Art Evans as Argyle Saperstein Gene LeBell as Bartender Co Starring Arlene Pileggi as Woman Who Looks Like Scully Christopher Michael as Trusty Cory Blevins as Missionary #1 John O'Brien as Missionary #2 Brian Chenoweth as Koko's Manager #1 Jim Hanna as Koko's Manager #2 Steve Kiziak as Man Who Looks Like Mulder Nicole Bush as Customer #1 Paul Hansen Kim as Customer #2 John Mack as Customer #3