Guest Stars Marshall Manesh as Virgil Paula Abdul as Herself Sean Smith as Mr. Borg Colin Cowherd as Himself Co Starring Diane Mizota as Reporter Cheryl Francis Harrington as Loan Officer Heath McGough as Homeless Guy Candace Hammer as Kirsten Erin Barnes as Brinley Richie Cottrell as Little Kid Katie Wallace as Club Girl Kim Pettiford as Waitress