Guest Stars William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zelmo Zale Robert Gruber as Sergeant Soon-Tek Oh as Mr. Kwang Jerry Fujikawa as Dr. Pak Jeanne Joe as Mrs. Kwang Dennis Dugan as Pvt. Danny McShane Roy Goldman as Orderly Pat Li as Soong Hi Credit Only Loretta Swit as Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan