Special Guest Stars Maura Tierney as Kelly McPhee Guest Stars Lenny Clarke as Uncle Teddy Robert John Burke as Father Mickey Gavin Larenz Tate as Bart Michael Zegen as Damian Keefe Jerry Adler as Sidney Feinberg Terry Serpico as Cousin Eddie Co Starring Niels Jorgensen as Nils Anthony Perullo as Derek Madison McKinley as Snezyana Claire Byrne as Attractive Lesbian Elisabeth A. Furtado as Bull Dyke J. Elaine Marcos as Pretty Lesbian Ray Anthony Thomas as Neighbor Wenne Alton Davis as Second Bull Dyke