Guest Stars Buddy Douglas as Buddy Morris / Phillip Morris Messenger Raymond Friend as Hurry Up Twin Irwin Keyes as Shorty the Stagehand Raleigh Friend as Hurry Up Twin Everett Greenbaum as Announcer Vanessa Angel as Chorus Girl Carolyn Lowery as Chorus Girl Peter Anthony Rocca as Stunt Double Angelo Badalamenti as Piano Player Dorsay Alavi as Chorus Girl Reo Danzelle as Chorus Girl Bruce Grossberg as Control Booth Technician Susan Russell as Announcer Assistant Walt Robles as Flying Stagehand