Episode 1
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Aug 13, 2012
Featuring a coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino and a high street boutique which delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter.
Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: Aug 13, 2012
Featuring a coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino and a high street boutique which delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter.
Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: Aug 20, 2012
The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose and the local job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness.
Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: Aug 27, 2012
Includes misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson who invents a new way of packaging beer, and 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan who gatecrash a party.
Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: Sep 3, 2012
A local priest is revealed to have a direct line to God, but simply uses it to have daft banter and a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun.
Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Sep 10, 2012
The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent.
Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Sep 17, 2012
In the fictional town of Burnistoun the legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement.
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Feb 24, 2019
This one-off special of the hit sketch show celebrates the TV Scotland has tuned in to see over the years - from nostalgic black and white to modern day HD favourites.
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Dec 28, 2016
A special episode of the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town, featuring Jolly Boy John, the Quality Polis and characters old and new.
Episode: S03 Special | Airdate: Aug 17, 2015 (45 min)
A sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town that's eerily familiar. Written by and starring Robert Florence and Iain Connell, Burnistoun features a mix of recurring characters and one-off comic scenarios.