Season 1
Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: May 4, 2009
Parker works up the courage to ask for full Producer credit from her dreamy boss, Blake Bellamy, but winds up with a ditsy intern instead. Dee demands that Parker go shopping with her to get a more "booty-licious" butt.
Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: May 11, 2009
Upon realizing that being a mom is the newest Hollywood trend, Dee adopts Siamese twins and puts them in Parker's care, sparking some maternal instincts.
Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: May 18, 2009
Parker starts dating her hunky trainer and finds herself growing increasingly obsessed with working out and losing weight - much to her stomach's chagrin. Dee starts packing on the pounds when her ratings go up after a slight weight gain.
Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: May 25, 2009
Parker gets pulled into being Dee's very best friend forever when Dee becomes aware of how crucial it is to have one. Unfortunately, the friendship is rather one-sided and things get a little hairy.
Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Jun 1, 2009
Parker has trouble finding a Dee Show handyman who's both good looking and competent, so she winds up giving handy Hal a 'made for tv' makeover. But Hal's newfound fame (& good looks) goes to his head and soon Parker has a very irate wife on her heels.
Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Jun 8, 2009
Massimo sneaks himself onto set for Doggy Dee Week and wreaks havoc - inciting the wrath of both Dee & her foot. Dee winds up on the cover of every tabloid for animal cruelty. Parker is left to clean up the publicity mess.
Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Jun 15, 2009
While Parker considers an artificial life-form as a possible wedding date & more, Dee considers an alternative life-style as a publicity generator. Simon pitches another story to Hard New Report, but it looks like this time they're taking him seriously.
Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Jun 22, 2009
Parker receives a Daytime Talk Show award nomination, only to have the honour tarnished by Dee's lack thereof. Dee decides to embrace her inner loser as a coping mechanism. Parker tries to embrace her inner diva in a Dee hand-me-down dress.
Episode: 1x09 | Airdate: Jun 29, 2009
After an experimental skin treatment involving snake venom, Parker has to dig up a replacement host for Dee: Chicago. Simon decides to do a little digging of his own to uncover the truth about how old Dee really is.
Episode: 1x10 | Airdate: Jul 6, 2009
Chicago leaves The Dee Show for a role in a movie, paving the way for Parker to hire herself the perfect intern. That is until Dee promises the position to an audience member live on air. But the new intern turns out to be good - maybe too good.
Episode: 1x11 | Airdate: Jul 13, 2009
Parker gets in touch with her wild side after devouring a chick-lit memoir and convinces the author, Jackie Cartwright, to appear on the show. But while Parker is dreaming about spicy food and even spicier men, she may have overlooked one minor detail.
Episode: 1x12 | Airdate: Jul 20, 2009
When Dee is poisoned live on air, everyone on The Dee Show becomes a suspect - including Parker! In the face of mounting evidence, Parker must prove her innocence to keep herself out of jail, all while Dee lies in a coma, fighting for her life.
Episode: 1x13 | Airdate: Jul 27, 2009
Dee decides she's ready to get married and billionaire Will Powers will make the perfect 5th husband. The wedding planning falls to Parker and after Dee pushes her a little too far; Parker decides it might be time for her to move on -to the Victoria Show.
Season 2
Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: Apr 8, 2011
Parker puts Simon in charge of his first story and learns to never do that again when she becomes the focus of his segment and is forced to confront her high school bully, Tyler Van Bustle, live on The Dee Show. Dee learns that she can be a bit of a bully when Russell confronts her about her behaviour.
Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: Apr 15, 2011
Parker believes she's a great matchmaker and forces Simon to participate in The Dee Show's matchmaking show. However, it turns out that Parker and Simon have very different ideas of the kind of girl he should end up with.
Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: Apr 22, 2011
Dee steals Victoria's Nobel Peace prize and Parker forces her to break into Victoria's corporate headquarters to put it back. It's too bad for both of them that they get caught breaking in and get sent straight to jail.
Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: Apr 29, 2011
The Dee Show explores the supernatural when they feature The Ghost Shouter, a medium who can find a ghost for everyone but Dee. Meanwhile, Parker decides to give up her crush on Blake, just in time to get haunted by his ghost.
Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: May 6, 2011
Dee tries everything in her playbook to get The Dee Show's new relationship expert, Dr. Perry, to have an affair with her. Parker struggles with jealous feelings towards Massimo's perfect dog walker Sally. Simon moonlights on other Bellamy shows to earn extra cash.
Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: May 13, 2011
When Bellamy research indicates that Dee's no longer relatable to her viewers, Blake decides to give her a co-host the average female viewer can relate to -- Parker. Naturally, Dee goes ballistic and quits. Left on her own, Parker struggles in the spotlight while Dee strives to reclaim it.
Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: May 20, 2011
Parker is introduced to the world of environmentalism when she meets a cute activist named Ethan. Parker soon becomes the most hardcore environmentalist of all while Dee shops for a new car on the show.
Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: May 27, 2011
Parker and Dee agree that they need more celebrity guests on the show. They decide to go to rehab to get an exclusive deal with Lance Parfait, one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. But rehab turns out to be harder than it looks when they both have to give up their favourite vices.
Episode: 2x09 | Airdate: Jun 3, 2011
It's Mother's Day and Parker's Mom-free day is spoiled when her mother surprises her with a visit. Parker manages to pawn her Mom off on Dee, who's searching for her birth mother on the show, but regrets it when her Mom seems to prefer Dee's company to Parker's.
Episode: 2x10 | Airdate: Jun 10, 2011
Victoria announces her retirement, causing Dee to lose a rival and Parker to get one when Blake hires Victoria's old guest booker, Zack Parker. The Dee Show rockets to number one when Parker realizes that she and Zack are better together. Meanwhile, Dee's success means nothing to her if she can't make Victoria feel bad about it.
Episode: 2x11 | Airdate: Jun 17, 2011
When Blake sells the network to a computer company, Parker tries to impress her new Artificial Intelligence boss DIC by becoming more computerized and less emotional. Dee fights for a better contract by getting the rest of the staff to strike.
Episode: 2x12 | Airdate: Jun 24, 2011
Simon is rejected by James Hard for a position on Hard News Report and tries to make himself more masculine by taking a man-pill. Parker finds herself attracted to the new Simon as she fights Dee for the presidency of a woman's organization.
Episode: 2x13 | Airdate: Jul 8, 2011
Dee uses a time machine to turn back the clock and become a teenager again while Parker uses the same machine to get a glimpse of her future. When Parker doesn't like what she sees, she impulsively changes her future by marrying Blake.