Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' Bill Daily as Paul Turner Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett Larry Linville as Lou Hayman Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Dina Merrill as Helen Ames William Windom as Bill Kelly Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Co Starring Ron L. Steinbeck as Miss Rogers' Dancer Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader