Guest Stars Dick Van Dyke as Paul Galesko Larry Storch as Mr. Weekly Antoinette Bower as Frances Galesko Don Gordon as Alvin Deschler Joyce Van Patten as Sister of Mercy Co Starring Vito Scotti as Thomas Dolan Alice Backes as Mrs. Moyland John Ashton as Calvin MacGruder JoAnna Cameron as Lorna McGrath Irene Tedrow as Mrs. Charleswort Harvey Gold as Harry Lewis Edward Cross as 2nd Policeman Thom Carney as Manager Tom Signorelli as Doctor Bill Zuckert as Capt. Sampson Adrian Ricard as DMV Clerk Edward Colmans as Minister Mike Santiago as 1st Policeman