The Land That Time Forgot Recap

Jonah and the bots are celebrating Gypsy's birthday. It turns into a party for everybody's birthday. Gypsy doesn't want to blow out the candles but Tom is glad to do it. Jonah is sucked away for the intro, and the Kinga call for the invention exchange. They have Jonah go first, and he presents M. Night Shyamalan Living, where every story has a twist ending. Kinga presents the elder pump, but neither she nor Max have any idea what it does. They finally admit that they stole them from a comment Tom made, and Jonah realizes that they stole all of their ideas from things that they said during the movie. The Mads say that it's an Easter Egg, not a crime, and present The Land That Time Forgot. Ardy calls to say that some of the movie spilled out but he can't make it out through the Reptilicus footage.

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For the first break, Jonah and the bots impersonate the characters from the movie. A robo-squid attaches itself to the Satellite and Jonah explains that they're pretending. The robo-squid admits that it made a mistake and leaves.

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For the second break, Jonah and the bots discuss what the dinosaur in the movie tasted like. Kinga performs a commercial for dinosaur steaks. They're probably kosher but not cruelty-free, an d the Mads really like the jingle. The commercial comes to an end when the allosaurus escapes.

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For the third break, Jonah is re-reading the only book on the Satellite--by John Grisham--when Crow wonders if he'll turn into a human like the caveman in the movie. Jonah tries to break the news to him that he never will, but Crow convinces himself that it's a bad idea and asks Jonah to turn that part of him off. His friend is more than happy to agree.

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After the movie is over, Jonah explains that he threw a message in a bottle into space. He tells the Bots about everything he put in the message. Kinga points out that the odds of anyone finding the bottle are infinitesimal... just as Max finds the bottle. Max doesn't get it, and Kinga tears up the message and has him push the button.

Written by Gadfly on Apr 28, 2017