This is Not Happening - Episode Guide

Keegan-Michael Key and Bobby Lee join host Ari Shaffir for a night of the wildest drug stories ever told.

Air Shaffir enlists comedians Bert Kreischer, Paul Scheer and Ali Siddiq to tell stories about their most epic battles.

Ari Shaffir hosts Tom Papa, Ralphie May and Rob Corddry as they tell stories about the people they know best: their families.

Big Jay Oakerson, Iliza Shlesinger and Barry Rothbart join host Ari Shaffir to reveal sordid tales of romance.

Steve Rannazzisi, Marc Maron and Ms. Pat join host Ari Shaffir for a night of stories about emergencies from their past.

Ari Shaffir welcomes comedians DL Hughley and Jay Larson for an evening of stories about childhood.

Ari Shaffir welcomes Pete Carboni and Joey Diaz for a night of stories about what it means to be a friend.

Ari Shaffir welcomes Pete Carboni and Joey Diaz for a night of stories about what it means to be a friend.

Henry Rollins and Dan Cummins join Ari Shaffir to share stories about their psychedelic experiences.

Jim Breuer reminisces about prank calling his workplace, Kurt Metzger talks about growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and Ari tells a story about a dog with peculiar tastes.

Kate Willett describes a sexual encounter at Burning Man, Kyle Kinane recalls an unromantic liaison with a teacher, and Nick Swardson tells the story of an accidental orgy.

Bret Ernst recalls his angriest childhood moment, Moshe Kasher reveals how his friend bailed him out of a jam, and Hannah Friedman remembers her competitive monkey sister.

Al Madrigal describes performing in front of a rough audience, Joe DeRosa unleashes his volatile temper, and Felipe Esparza recalls his youth as a reluctant gangster.

Ari Shaffir describes a messy trip to China, Nicole Byer shares the worst things she's done while drunk, and Ron White reveals the details of his quest for a missing tooth.

Artie Lange scores cocaine while dressed as a pig, Randall Park reluctantly returns to his middle school, and Steve Simeone performs for gang members.

Ari Shaffir pretends to be an attorney, Sean Patton taunts his roommate and Joey Diaz talks about a dirty cop who sealed his own fate.

Host Ari Shaffir talks about the weirdest way he ever started a fight with a friend, and Sal Vulcano describes how a dumb prank of his backfired.

Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.

Maria Bamford tells the story of her nervous breakdown; Andrew W.K. and Al Jackson talk about the most panic-inducing moments of their lives.

Brian Regan talks about his days as a campaign manager for a dog; Ari Shaffir and Rory Scovel tell stories about their biggest blunders.

Comics Louie Anderson, Liza Treyger and Bonnie McFarlane open up about their troubling brushes with the law.

Big Jay Oakerson, Julian McCullough and Bobby Lee share their most unsettling and outrageous stories about romance.

Comics Sean Flannery, Russell Peters and Bert Kreischer describe their wildest adventures.

Host Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi and Nick Thune take the audience on a long, strange trip as they talk about their craziest drug experiences.

Comics Tom Papa, Steve Simeone and Gastor Almonte tell stories about their families.

Comics Ali Siddiq, Greg Fitzsimmons and Joey Diaz discuss rage-filled moments.

On the hour-long season premiere of This Is Not Happening, host Roy Wood Jr. comes to face-to-face with his hip-hop hero, Howie Mandel battles his raging fear of germs, and Scott Thompson meets the Human Urinal.

Kevin Smith talks about rekindling the romance with his wife, and Louis Katz shares a story about falling in love with an alcoholic gutter-punk.

Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice, Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.

It's all acid trips, drug deals and robberies when Dan Soder and Shane Mauss share stories about the worst nightmares they've been forced to experience.

Roy Wood Jr., Kathleen Madigan and Bret Ernst celebrate the most important women in their lives: their moms.

Roy Wood Jr. welcomes Louie Anderson, Byron Bowers and DeRay Davis to the stage to tell true stories about growing up with less-than-perfect fathers. Viewer discretion advised.

Theo Von, Tom Rhodes, Dave Landau and Chris Porter share their craziest tales of drinking and debauchery in a special hour-long episode.

Chris Redd, Martha Kelly and Lil Rel Howery open up about times when life became more than just a figurative battle.

Talib Kweli, Rob Christensen, and Harland Williams bare their souls and talk about summoning the courage to brave the unknown.

Big Jay Oakerson, Michael Kosta and Tom Arnold share stories about moments in their lives that they wish had never happened.

Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer's comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who's high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.

Jim Norton attends a bris for the first time; a man dangles his privates in front of Sean Patton; Joel Kim Booster visits an Amsterdam sex club.

Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers' food preferences at Golden Corral; Carrot Top's act goes down in flames; Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.

Kyle Kinane's first sports victory turns tragic; Kurt Metzger refuses to show his friend his privates; Gastor Almonte robs $1,000 from a few drug dealers.

Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.

Tiffany Haddish's bar mitzvah dancing turns deadly, Mark Normand is pursued after breaking a man's car mirror, and DeRay Davis hides in a club's bathroom during a shooting.

The DEA raids Tommy Chong's house, Tone Bell robs fake money from his math teacher, and Steve Lemme gets pulled over by a fan.

Roy Wood Jr. holds a grudge against boy band B2K for years, Darrell Hammond is saved by cops in the French Quarter, and Sean Flannery drives his car off a bridge.

Brendan Schaub faces the biggest UFC fight of his life, Rita Rudner finds an old man's cat, and Ryan Sickler gets offered a job with the Baltimore Colts.

Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn't tell his mom he got held back in school.