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Small Town Security - Episode Guide

Season 1

Joan Koplan's Forum

Episode: 1x01 | Airdate: Jul 15, 2012

Joan Koplan's Forum

The Lieutenant trains his elite force at JJK Security & Investigations and the Chief gets a public access talk show. During the taping a shocking secret is exposed.

The Testosterone Triangle

Episode: 1x02 | Airdate: Jul 22, 2012

The Testosterone Triangle

Chief struggles to accept Lieutenant Croft's shocking past while the Lt. goes to great lengths to serve and protect her. Captain tries to work his way out of a professional and sexual slump.

Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar

Episode: 1x03 | Airdate: Jul 29, 2012

Dr. Sandy and the Swear Jar

A business consultant wreaks havoc at JJK Security by trying to make the office behave more professionally. Captain tries to stop his hoarding habit.

Christa Pista, P.I.

Episode: 1x04 | Airdate: Aug 5, 2012

Christa Pista, P.I.

Christa pursues her dream of becoming a private investigator; Irwin's elderly and outrageous cousin Neil visits JJK and insults Christa.

Sneak Attack!

Episode: 1x05 | Airdate: Aug 12, 2012

Sneak Attack!

The Lieutenant tests his elite force of security guards with sneak attacks and pepper spray training. The Captain confronts his hoarding problem.

The Tornado Effect

Episode: 1x06 | Airdate: Aug 19, 2012

The Tornado Effect

Lt. Croft reveals the reason why he lives at the office, and the JJKers are freaked out by his refusal to shower. The Chief struggles to lose weight.

Romancing the Joan

Episode: 1x07 | Airdate: Aug 26, 2012

Romancing the Joan

An unexpected turn of events causes Captain to take stock and rekindle his romance with Chief. Lieutenant can't stay awake.

Lieutenant Croft's Release

Episode: 1x08 | Airdate: Sep 2, 2012

Lieutenant Croft's Release

The Chief urges the Lt. to work on his love life, or at least his sex life. While the Chief is busy promoting her local TV show, Brian lets Christa take the lead on a sketchy process serve.

Season 2

The Wicked Witch of Georgia

Episode: 2x01 | Airdate: May 9, 2013

The Wicked Witch of Georgia

The JJK gang deals with the community's reaction to their TV show, from lost business to nasty messages. Chief gives Lt. a special birthday present.

Elite Force!

Episode: 2x02 | Airdate: May 16, 2013

Elite Force!

Lt. Croft strives to create an elite force at JJK. Chief's diet is out of control, and the gang joins forces to make her change.

JJK for Sale

Episode: 2x03 | Airdate: May 23, 2013

JJK for Sale

Captain schemes to sell Chief's Mustang behind her back. Brian takes Christa on a P.I. stakeout. Lieutenant helps Chief manage her anger.

A Starr Is Born

Episode: 2x04 | Airdate: May 30, 2013

A Starr Is Born

Lt. Croft petitions for a legal name change against Chief's wishes. Captain loses a good friend. Christa and Lt. try to cut back on smoking.

Old Family, New Member

Episode: 2x05 | Airdate: Jun 6, 2013

Old Family, New Member

Captain Starr taunts the easily aroused Chief with a new, ultra-realistic prosthetic, while Irwin reconnects with his estranged brother.

Inipi

Episode: 2x06 | Airdate: Jun 13, 2013

Inipi

Brian organizes a boys' trip: Captain's first male-only outing and Major's first camping trip in decades. Meanwhile, Christa tries to entertain Chief.

All Hands on Deck

Episode: 2x07 | Airdate: Jun 20, 2013

All Hands on Deck

Capt. Starr and his force work a rave, Irwin overhauls Joan's local show, and the Chief adds a new dimension to the office love triangle.

The Man Makes the Suit

Episode: 2x08 | Airdate: Jun 27, 2013

The Man Makes the Suit

Chief struggles with her feelings when Capt. Starr gets top surgery. Christa takes office cleanup to the next level and hires a goat to mow the lawn.

Season 3

Someone's Got the Meatball

Episode: 3x01 | Airdate: May 6, 2014

Someone's Got the Meatball

Dennis creates a new training tape for JJK. Joan decides to capitalize on the Speecy Spicy Meatball. Irwin shows off his storage room.

The Dragon Takes Flight

Episode: 3x02 | Airdate: May 13, 2014

The Dragon Takes Flight

Dennis turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Joan while Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.

Lambchop's Last Bite

Episode: 3x03 | Airdate: May 20, 2014

Lambchop's Last Bite

JJK gets a muddy gig while Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.

Heady Times, Part 1

Episode: 3x04 | Airdate: May 27, 2014

Heady Times, Part 1

JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

Heady Times, Part 2

Episode: 3x05 | Airdate: Jun 4, 2014

Heady Times, Part 2

Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.

Watch Dogs

Episode: 3x06 | Airdate: Jun 11, 2014

Watch Dogs

Dennis hosts iconic McGruff the Crime Dog. Joan begins radiation with no desire to relax. When JJK cuts Christa's hours, she takes on some odd jobs.

The Belly of the Beast

Episode: 3x07 | Airdate: Jun 18, 2014

The Belly of the Beast

Dennis leads guards on a training mission overnight in a cave. Brian coaches Joan through rapid detox from bad diet habits as her recovery continues.

Hail to the Chief

Episode: 3x08 | Airdate: Jun 25, 2014

Hail to the Chief

Irwin de-stresses while Joan convalesces in L.A. Dennis reveals his biggest shocker yet about Joan. The gang celebrates JJK's 30th Anniversary.

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