Guest Stars Kyle Davis as Private Dobkiss Tania Gunadi as Private Park Mort Burke as Private Gumble Michelle Buteau as Private Robinson Maronzio Vance as Private Ruiz Mel Rodriguez as Specialist Chubowski Ross Philips as 2nd Lt. Tyson Schneeberger Brandon James as Tony Grubby Mcabe Gregg as Dylan Shifflet Clint Culp as Mr. Shifflet Justin Dray as Cheesy-Looking Guy Tucker Albrizzi as Kenny Shifflet Breanna Cirillo as Screaming Fire Girl Will Ryan as Sgt. Foster Aly Sykes as Junior Miss Seacord Dawn Walters as Mrs. Shifflet Mary Ann Lumba as Parade Goer