Guest Stars June Chadwick as Lt. Joanna Parisi Arthur Taxier as Monty Fugleman Richard Lewis as Andrew Fitzsimmons Carlton III James Purcell as Bertolucci Al Ruscio as Monty Paradise Paul Lambert as Tony Farnell Molly Fontaine as Danielle Paradise Co Starring Leeza Gibbons as Herself Christian Jules LeBlanc as TBD Michael Barnes as Michael Jackson James Staley as TBD George King as Mr. T Mark Habit as Jaime Shirley Hader as Dolly Parton