Guest Stars Judith Light as Dede Standish Bette Midler as Hadassah Gold Jackie Hoffman as Sherry Dougal Sam Jaeger as Tino McCutcheon Teddy Sears as William Joe Morton as Marcus Greeley Co Starring Ty Chen as Khai Zhi Reed Rudy as Alice's Father Justiin A. Davis as Dabney Elizabeth Lambert as Alice's Mother Miles Fisher as Thad Ivet Corvea as Lecturer Gina Gian as Mother Emmett "E." André Jackson as Bartender Melvin Caldwell as Monsignor