Guest Stars Ted Danson as Himself Richard Lewis as Himself Saverio Guerra as Mocha Joe Megan Ferguson as Alice Briga Heelan as Valerie Lennon Parham as Randi Phil Rosenthal as Himself Co Starring Nancy Lantis as Second Female Party Guest Megan Grano as First Female Party Guest Scott Broderick as Locker Room Guy Brandon Wardell as Millenial Guy Dah-Uh Morrow as Paramedic Paul Jurewicz as Male Sushi Patron Raffaele DiBlasio as Coffee Shop Patron Ruby McCollister as Millenial Girl Bridget Phetasy as Hostess Gregory Root as Realtor Jason Schiff as Happy New Year Party Goer