Guest Stars Hank Simms voices Announcer Jack Valenti as Himself Jack Nicholson as Himself Walter Matthau as Himself Michael Douglas as Himself Audrey Hepburn as Herself Charlton Heston as Himself Elizabeth Taylor as Herself Anthony Hopkins as Himself Angie Dickinson as Herself Diane Keaton as Herself Ann-Margret as Herself John Williams as Orchestra Conductor Walter Mirisch as Himself Diana Ross as Herself Telly Savalas as Himself Bernadette Peters as Herself Billy Dee Williams as Himself Joel Grey as Himself Lily Tomlin as Herself Burt Bacharach as Himself William Wyler as Himself Ray Bolger as Himself Beau Bridges as Himself Roy Scheider as Himself Lee Grant as Herself Jennifer O'Neill as Herself Milos Forman as Himself Maximilian Schell as Himself Sidney Lumet as Himself Keith Carradine as Himself Stockard Channing as Herself Brenda Vaccaro as Herself Elliott Gould as Himself Jacqueline Bisset as Herself Charlotte Rampling as Herself Linda Blair as Herself Charles Bronson as Himself Burgess Meredith as Himself Madeline Kahn as Herself Jill Ireland as Herself Steve Lawrence as Himself Louise Fletcher as Herself O.J. Simpson as Himself Art Carney as Himself Isabelle Adjani as Herself Ben Johnson as Himself Marisa Berenson as Herself George Burns as Himself William Friedkin as Himself Robert Altman as Himself Sylvia Miles as Herself Saul Zaentz as Himself Brad Dourif as Himself Carol Kane as Herself Marlo Thomas as Herself Chris Sarandon as Himself Robert Blake as Himself Marilyn Hassett as Herself Gore Vidal as Himself Margaux Hemingway as Herself Rod McKuen as Himself Kelly Garrett as Herself Ronnie Blakley as Herself