Guest Stars Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson Mike Henry voices Consuela Max Burkholder as Kid James Burkholder as Kid Frank Welker as Megatron Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen J.P. Manoux as Jon Cryer Cynthia Watros as Woman Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich Danny Smith as Loan Shark