Special Guest Stars Stephanie March as Alexandra Cabot Guest Stars Jacqueline Hendy as Attorney Crane Gilbert Gottfried as TARU Tech Leo Gerber Gayle Rankin as Holly Schneider Fisher Stevens as Ted Scott Kevin Pollak as Judge Gerald Crane Adam Driver as Jason Roberts Micah Stock as Goat Mask Actor Grant Shaud as Theatre Critic Molly Montgomery as Eve Larisa Bond as Woman #4 Jenn Proske as Meghan Weller Gabra Zackman as Counselor Debra Wagner Corey Brown as Theater Guard Nicole Austin as Venus Mark David Watson as Paolo Angela Pietropinto as Estelle Roberts Uncredited Steve Zirnkilton voices Opening Narration