Guest Stars Nick Swardson as Terry Bernadino Jim Rash as Andrew Nadine Ellis as Nurse Mitch Rouse as Fireman #1 Guy Stevenson as Fireman #2 Keegan-Michael Key as Theoretical Criminal David Holmes as Leslie Frost Jenn Shagrin as High School Girl John Ross Bowie as Pageant Dad Jamie Denbo as Pageant Mom Masi Oka as Japanese Tourist Lisa Lampanelli as Reverend Goldberg Ryan McCabe as Bagpiper Christina Applegate as Seeeeemji Greg Watanabe as Asian Husband Jenny Robertson as Upscale Wife Matt Price as Upscale Husband Jully Lee as Asian Wife Jivon Galstian as Wiegel's Baby