Guest Stars Keegan-Michael Key as Theoretical Criminal Carrie Keagan as Frosty Ben Zook as Jeffrey De La Costa Joe O'Connor as Preacher Dan Castellaneta as Commissioner Jerry Salerno Ken Marino as Sgt. Andrew Blake Alison Haislip as Bride Steve Hart as Arrow-Through-the-Head Man Jeremy Rowley as Blind Drunk Guy Danielle Hawkins as Miss Teen Reno Bobby Blanski as Make Out Guy Rachel Avery as Make Out Girl Don Shivey as City Official