Abbey has tried many careers, but is currently working as Smoot High's librarian while in-between "opportunities." She wasn't popular in high school, but doesn't consider herself "damaged," and believes her past has nothing to do with her recent divorce or her crippling sugar addiction.
Appearances
Those Who Can't
Main cast, played by Maria Thayer
- Episode 1x01: The Boys Are Coming Together (Feb 11, 2016)
- Episode 1x02: Oof, Nut City (Feb 11, 2016)
- Episode 1x03: Lady and the Skamp (Feb 18, 2016)
- Episode 1x04: The Fairbell Tape (Feb 25, 2016)
- Episode 1x05: Of Lice and Men (Mar 3, 2016)
- Episode 1x06: What's Eating Uncle Jake? (Mar 10, 2016)
- Episode 1x07: For Whom the Bell's Tolls (Mar 24, 2016)
- Episode 1x08: Wet Dreams May Come (Mar 31, 2016)
- Episode 1x09: K-Pop Goes the Weasel (Apr 7, 2016)
- Episode 1x10: Take a Wonka on the Wild Side (Apr 14, 2016)
- Episode 2x01: Rod Man Out (Oct 6, 2016)
- Episode 2x02: Foreskin in the Game (Oct 13, 2016)
- Episode 2x03: Plains High School Drifter (Oct 20, 2016)
- Episode 2x04: 8 Mile High (Oct 27, 2016)
- Episode 2x05: White Guilt Trip (Nov 10, 2016)
- Episode 2x06: The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn (Nov 10, 2016)
- Episode 2x07: Detergent Dawn (Nov 17, 2016)
- Episode 2x08: A New Dog in the Yard (Nov 17, 2016)
- Episode 2x09: Normal Activity (Dec 1, 2016)
- Episode 2x10: Electile Dysfunction (Dec 1, 2016)
- Episode 2x11: Mid-Bryce Crisis (Dec 8, 2016)
- Episode 2x12: Graduation (Dec 8, 2016)
- Episode 3x01: All's Fairbell (Jan 14, 2019)
- Episode 3x02: The Running of the Bullies (Jan 21, 2019)
- Episode 3x03: You Can't Go Homecoming Again (Jan 28, 2019)
- Episode 3x04: A Smoot Holiday Coincidence (Feb 4, 2019)
- Episode 3x05: Escapegoats (Feb 11, 2019)
- Episode 3x06: Taco Tuesday (Feb 18, 2019)
- Episode 3x07: One Ding-Wonder (Feb 25, 2019)
- Episode 3x08: Grisly Man (Mar 4, 2019)
- Episode 3x09: Those Who Could've (Mar 11, 2019)
- Episode 3x10: SKAppily Ever After (Mar 18, 2019)
- Episode 3x11: Big Ol' Scams (Mar 25, 2019)
- Episode 3x12: Abbey's Road (Apr 1, 2019)
- Episode 3x13: Yes We Scan (Apr 8, 2019)