Hank Hill

Hank is a devoted traditional family man that sells Propane And Propane Accessories. Despite appearing to be unfriendly and closed minded, there are many things he does which surprises you. One example is to save money, he decides to build caskets for him self and his wife where he says he has a love for Upholstery. His Toxic Friend Dale accuses him of being a House Wife. Hank is at odds with The United States Military as he went to Boot Camp in childhood. His father Cotton put them in numerous precarious situations which compelled Hank to have an open mind. He does have his quirks which includes his dog Lady Bird which Peggy loathes, and mowing lawns obsessively. He loves meat only if it was grilled with Propane. He participates in Hunting Rituals and considers Vegetarians to be Terrorists. He has several physical problems such as Diminished Glutes and a Narrow Urethra. Hank might also have a mental disorder that exacerbates his habits. He and his friend Hal did not know when to visit each other, so they simply stopped. His other friends Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer do not have nearly as much in common with him. They spent time together since High School, and were fortunate enough to buy (most likely build) houses in the same neighbourhood. Of this group of Alley Friends, he gets along with Boomhauer easily. Another friend is Kahn and John Redcorn, who take turns raising each others children. Hank's boss is Buck Strickland whose self destructive life forced Hank to be his Keeper. He has an older brother Junichiro that he respects. As a result of his father's romances, Hank has three mother figures, and a baby brother.