Special Guest Stars Jeffrey Jones as Mr. Acme Guest Stars Natalie Gregory as China Kensington Tammy Lauren as Candy Cane Co Starring Valerie Mahaffey as Tiffany Kensington Melanie Chartoff as Desiree DeMornay Bill Paxton as Billy Joe Bobb Michael Richards as Henchman Jerry Van Dyke as Tucker Agajanian Luis Avalos as Juan Anthony Heald as Kevin Kensington Teresa Ganzel as Bobbi Jo Bobb Charles Keating as Charles J.E. Freeman as Henchman Pat Corley as Earl Duke