Special Guest Stars Carol Burnett as Theresa Stemple Alex Rocco as Mark Slotkin Guest Stars Cynthia Harris as Sylvia Buchman Louis Zorich as Burt Buchman Robin Bartlett as Deborah 'Debbie' Buchman Judy Geeson as Maggie Conway Suzie Plakson as Dr. Joan Herman José Zúñiga as Arturo Kevin Bacon as Himself Co Starring Ralph Manza as Campanella Joanna Daniels as The Woman in Elevator Carol Rosenthal as Deejay