Guest Stars John D'Aquino as Large Man Loni Anderson as Love Charles Durning as Assistant to the Boss John Fiedler as Man on Boat Michael DeLuise as Boyfriend Dom DeLuise as Guilt Charles Nelson Reilly as Father McClintley Beverly Sanders as Susan Abbe Lane as Enchantress Gordon Jump as Father Fritz Feld as Maitre D' C.J. Hunt as Robert the Waiter Kristine Blackburn as Daughter Rick Ducommun as Larry Carol Arthur as Mother Ben Kronen as Bald Man Uncredited John Forker as Man at the Counter