Guest Stars John Michael Higgins as Ronald Zaius Lizzy Caplan as Mystery Woman / Deirdre / Christie Ripley Kyle Bornheimer as Scott Ana Ortiz as Betty Crocker / Loretta Sanchez John Gemberling as Carl Co Starring Scott Broderick as Guard Christopher Darga as Theodore Stracciatelli Ren Hanami as Fluga Hymnson Chan as Busboy Scott Anthony Loot as Edward Stracciatelli Anthony Mingilino as Tommy Crocker Elizabeth Kim as Molly Crocker