Guest Stars Joe Nieves as Carl Robert Belushi as Linus Nazanin Boniadi as Nora April Bowlby as Crazy Meg Katie Walder as Shannon Stacy Keibler as Karina Eva Amurri as Shelly Adam Wang as Kung Fu Instructor Ping Wu as Old Man Barbara Perry as Mrs. Douglas Dat Pham as Chinese Boy Juanita Guzman as Quilter #1 Shawn Stockman as Himself Nathan Morris as Himself Wanya Morris as Himself