Guest Stars Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves Jackie Earle Haley as Paul Turner's 'son' Larry Linville as Lou Hayman Bill Daily as Paul Turner John Hillerman as Ed Hartnett Ginger Rogers as Stella Logan Gunilla Hutton as Nora Hayman Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Hartnett Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott Roz Kelly as Lola LaShane William Windom as Bill Kelly Patsy Kelly as Mabel Higgins Dina Merrill as Helen Ames Douglas Fairbanks Jr as Elliott Norman Co Starring Michael Cody as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jim Taylor as Miss Rogers' Dancer Ron Steinberg as Miss Rogers' Dancer Jeff Parker as Miss Rogers' Dancer Tami Barber as Stacy / Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Eduardo Ricard as Priest Tony Ramirez as Ramon