Guest Stars Heather Locklear as Patti Samuels Jamie Farr as Art Fuller Glenn Scarpelli as Alan Stevens Gloria DeHaven as Florence Dolan Charlotte Rae as Louise Peters Louis Nye as Fred Peters Beth Howland as Captain Bernice Tobin Selma Archerd as Mrs. Davies Cornel Wilde as Edgar Dolan Co Starring Haven Earle Haley as Mr. Burns