Guest Stars Teresa Ganzel as Rita del Rio Herb Vigran as Seymour Glass / Fred Melneck Ruth Manning as Bertha Melneck Gretchen Wyler as Judy Fishbane Howard Witt as George Broder Co Starring Dennis Farina as Uniform #2 Terry Beaver as Uniform #1 Victor Rivers as Cop #1 Sirri Murad as Hot Dog Vendor John Terry Bell as Desk Clerk John Petlock as Cop #2 Adele Rose as Waitress Chuck Mitchell as Strip Club Owner Steve Restivo as Italian Waiter Uncredited Tony Bennett voices Tony Bennett Jim Lau as Chinese Waiter