Guest Stars Andy Devine as Bernard Thomas Olivia K Critchley as Baby Alfred Esther Hall as Romey Sullivan Caroline O'Neill as Janice Maloney Caroline Pegg as Rosalie Cotter Alison Burrows as Sandra Docherty Ben Maguire as Christian Hobbs Susan Cookson as Marcie Finch Roxy Hart as Karaoke Hostess Pearce Quigley as Graham Beck Judy Holt as Claire Fletcher Kate Rutter as Mrs Perry Stephanie Wilmore as 1st Girl at party Julie Armstrong as Receptionist Donna Marie Dawson as 2nd Girl at party Lee Seddon as Snogging Man Liz Wilde as Paramedic Mark Ledsham as Handsome Man Michael Norris as Orange Spunk Man Jeff Merchant as D.I. Mason Dave Nicholls as P.C. Stroud Stephen Taylor as Toothbrush Man Susan McArdle as Sally Rawlins Malcolm Pitt as Teacher Tony Maudsley as Faggot Man John Wheeler as John Blake