Guest Stars John Beard as Himself Martin Mull as Gene Parmesan Rebecca Drysdale as Lt Toddler Co Starring Justin Grant Wade as Steve Holt Kristin Vahl as Krystal Kimmy Shields as Lisa Ryan Bailey as Cop #1 John F. Schaffer as Cop #2 Zakary Shawn Risinger as Young George Michael Scott Broderick as Self Defense Instructor Jimmy Ortega as Mexican Border Officer Rob Norton as Scuba Instructor Traci L. Crouch as Realtor Gloria Sandoval as Rosa Pedro Lopez as Bodega Owner Ross Mackenzie as Limo Driver Sam Pfoser as Young George Michael (2005) Uncredited Ron Howard voices Narrator