It's Because I Care

Two mourners at a funeral have a specific modern day task in mind to mark the event. A group of friends gossip about each other behind their backs because they care. A woman brings her aged mother to check out a seniors' care facility. A group of senior executives discuss what is important in promoting one to their ranks. A diner has an interesting way of ordering her food, with unexpected results. An hour into a bank robbery, the robbers, already arguing about the process, get further sidetracked by their encounter with one of the hostages. In late eighteenth century England, a group of proper women at a conservatory ball are overcome by Mr. Bingleby for something other than his looks. An otherwise perfectly ladylike woman admits to her potential sexual partner that she likes it super dirty in the sheets. In conducting a raid of a drug dealer's den, the police get sidetracked by other things in the apartment. Two diners have problems trying to choose the perfect table at which to sit in a restaurant. A woman has a unique way of turning down a proposal of marriage without the rejection being her doing. A supposed avid reader wants to get caught up on the backlog of her magazine subscriptions. And two campers are trying to build the perfect campfire.