Guest Stars Jennifer Irwin as Virginia Kremp Mindy Sterling as Linda Schwartz David Koechner as Bill Lewis Stephanie Courtney as Essie Karp Zayne Emory as JC Spink Alison Rich as Valley Erica Zach Callison as Brian Corbett Jacob Hopkins as Chad Kremp Ashlee Füss as Tiffany Co Starring Lew Schneider as News Anchor Duane R. Shepard, Sr. as Maintenance Guy Mollee Gray as Chloe Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg