Special Guest Stars Hulk Hogan as Himself Guest Stars Jennifer Irwin as Virginia Kremp Mindy Sterling as Linda Schwartz Stephanie Courtney as Essie Karp Jacob Hopkins as Chad Kremp Troy Winbush as Officer Puchinski Leslie Grossman as Jane Bales Rob Huebel as John Calabasas Carlos Colón Jr. as Spur Wielding, Esq. Co Starring Steve Olson as Dr. Jiff Moseley, PhD Jay Sincere as Security Guy Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg