Guest Stars Kenny Ridwan as Dave Kim Sean Marquette as Johnny Atkins Jennifer Irwin as Virginia Kremp Alex Jennings as Carla Natali Mindy Sterling as Linda Schwartz Sadie Stanley as Brea Bee Stephanie Courtney as Essie Karp Zayne Emory as JC Spink Theodore John Barnes as Brian Walls Chris Parnell as Harrison Whitby Dave Kim as Dave Kim Co Starring Anissa Borrego as Hostess Matthew Gilmore as Jansen McChuckles Shannon McClung as Matt Chip O'Neil as Neighbor Rob James as Police Officer LaNisa Renee Frederick as Lady in Line Harrison Leahy as Fred Schminn Uncredited Patton Oswalt voices Narrator / Adult Adam Goldberg Stephanie Maura Sanchez as Lizzie