Guest Stars Jessica Rothe as Samantha Gloria Steinem Jawalsky Fiona Dourif as Cara Frostfield Crystal Fox as Kim Camryn Manheim as Artemis Rebecca Spence as Laura Christie Gloria Coco as Toni Tambler Tyla Abercrumbie as Patty Co Starring Bernard Gilbert as Steve / Christie Minion #1 Daryn Harrell as PFC Betsy Ruskin Julian Griffith as Soldier One Denzel Tsopnang as Christie Minion #2 Rosie Moan as Angry Woman Matthew Klingler as Urgent Man Chandra Michaels as News Reporter Casey Hayes as Frantic Man Adam Shalzi as Redhead #1 Chris Clowers as Redhead #2 Michael Accardo as Chicago Cop Jennifer Joan Taylor as Dawn / Lady with the Brooch Vernon Mina as Newscaster #1 Polly Doyle as Newscaster #2 Diana Kleinatis as Newscaster #3 John Phillips as FBI Agent