Guest Stars Jessica Rothe as Samantha Gloria Steinem Jawalsky Fiona Dourif as Cara Frostfield Sonja Sohn as Agent Katherine Milner Tim Hopper as Dale Warwick Camryn Manheim as Artemis Hadley Robinson as Charlotte Co Starring Bernard Gilbert as Steve / Christie Minion #1 Daryn Harrell as PFC Betsy Ruskin Mike Brunlieb as Minion / Doctor / Photographer Scott Michael Emmett Carey as Minion / Doctor Derek Brady Dustin Harris as Fake Grant / Adam Jason Bradley as Tense Guy Fallon Katz as Kid #1 Chloe Baldwin as Teen #2 Jada Moore as Anna Frostfield Cortney McKenna as Teacher Danielle Stahl as Au Pair Kyla Wenger as Christie Employee #2 Richard Gallion Jr. as Sam Frostfield Sarah Wisterman as Teen #1 Luis Cortes as Christie Employee #1 / Jim London Rome as Kid #2 Jane Baxter Miller as Poster Lady Connor Norris as Jake Frostfield