Guest Stars Hadley Robinson as Lily Tim Hopper as Dale Warwick Crystal Fox as Kim Hadley Robinson as Charlotte Gloria Coco as Toni Tambler Co Starring Bernard Gilbert as Steve / Christie Minion #1 Meg Warner as National Anchor #4 Demetrios Troy as National Anchor #3 Daryn Harrell as PFC Betsy Ruskin Michael Emmett Carey as Minion / Doctor Derek Mike Brunlieb as Minion / Doctor / Photographer Scott Pamela Jones as National Anchor #5 Julian Griffith as Soldier One Rosie Moan as Angry Woman Jack Bronis as Bartender Lisa Roti as Reporter #2 Suzette Mayobre as Crowd #3 Jason Jack Edwards as Crowd #2 Lionel Segee Moise as Reporter #3 Elizabeth Klinge as Right Woman Matthew Keffer as CDC Hazmat John Gawlik as Cop #1 Michael Christopher Collins as Left Man Chris McClure as Officer Tuttle Mike Schminke as Crowd #1 Alex Fisher as Journalist #2 Kaiser Ahmed as Journalist #1 Andrew Ritter as Deminstrator Loren Jones as Officer Garland Shaun Graves as Rabbit Handler Jose Nateras as Reporter #1 Brandon Loeser as Detective