Guest Stars Aasha Davis as Various Characters Tim Baltz as Various Characters Maria Blasucci as Various Characters Michael Coleman as Various Characters Mort Burke as Various Characters J.T. Palmer as Various Characters Bennie Arthur as Various Characters Craig Cackowski as Various Characters Dan Harmon as Himself (Narrator) Jessica Meraz as Herself (Narrator) Greg Worswick as Himself (Narrator) Maya Rudolph as The Black Widow - Griselda Blanco Joe Lo Truglio as Bob Palumbo David Koechner as Diego Columbus Josh Hartnett as Clark Gable Johnny Knoxville as Juan Ponce de León Horatio Sanz as Alberto Bravo Matt Besser as King Ferdinand Anna-Lea Mende as Kidnaped Girl Chris Scagos as Conquistador Amber Wegner as Meter Maid